Erotic Bakery Houston proudly serves the vibrant and diverse city of Houston, Texas, offering custom-made adult cakes that cater to every personality, occasion, and wild imagination. Whether you’re planning a bachelorette bash in Midtown, a birthday surprise in The Heights, or an unforgettable anniversary treat in Sugar Land, we’ve got you covered—literally, in frosting.
We’re based right in Houston, giving us the perfect central access to deliver fun and flavorful experiences all over the city. Our bakery is appointment-based only, and because our work is personalized and provocative, we keep things discreet, professional, and private.
We offer pickup at our private bakery studio in Houston and local delivery to nearby areas for your convenience. Here are some of the key neighborhoods and areas we proudly serve:
Midtown
The Heights
Montrose
Galleria/Uptown
River Oaks
Museum District
West University Place
Bellaire
Sugar Land
Katy
Pearland
Spring & The Woodlands (special delivery available)
Pickup Location: Houston, TX (provided after order confirmation)
Pickup Hours: By appointment only (typically 10am–6pm)
Delivery Window: Flexible delivery slots available—morning, afternoon, or event-based scheduling.
Discreet Packaging: We take care in how we package and deliver your order—whether it’s a tame tease or a full-on fantasy
Being locally based in Houston allows us to offer fast turnarounds, fresh cakes, and personalized service. You don’t have to settle for boring chain-store cupcakes when you can get something truly bold, handmade, and unforgettable—right here in the heart of Texas.
As proud Houstonians, we understand the vibe of the city—fun, diverse, unapologetically expressive—and our cakes reflect exactly that.
Let’s turn your boldest idea into a cake that steals the show. From naughty to downright outrageous, our custom creations are crafted to surprise, delight, and satisfy—every time.